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On the plus side, I have an odd way of approaching life, which can make me funny and interesting - or just annoying and a bit weird, depending upon your own outlook of life. My favoured pattern of existence is "establish and relax", though if the "establish" stage is too long or troublesome, I'll simply give up. I guess I'm also meant to spill all manner of juicy personal details on this page, but besides telling you where I live, I'm more or less done for that shit.

After rambling around for several years, I've come to rest in Bristol, a fabulous city in the UK, which I adore with as much and passion as you can devote to a dirty old town like this. I do love travelling - not as in a pikey leaving a trail of rubbish in their wake, but as in going to live in places for a while (three months, as a minimum) and really living that way of life. Life is an adventure, and you've got to cast off to have the really good ones, sometimes.

I'm an intolerant atheist with a penchant for environmentalism and humanism. That is the perpetuation of the human race, NOT the idiot notion that compassion should be warm, fuzzy and easy to manipulate. I don't write this as a challenge to any/all fundamental christians (I deal with those in the place designed for that sort of sport: the forums of Evil Bible.com), but because having people bitch and fuss over my lack of belief set while expecting me to happily put up with theirs is starting to grow a little aggravating.

I like to write. Currently, I'm exploring Literotica, and have ambitiously entered their Survivor Series for this year. God knows where I'll find enough dirty shit to write about. It's an exercise, but one I plan to win. I also love movies, however, as it is a popular form of entertainment, I don't expect my enthusiasm for them is anything special or unusual. I love music in that way you do when it's always been a part of your life. To me, it's like air or food; always having been there, it's easily overlooked. I don't share it well, though; don't expect lengthy conversations about the current contemporary rock scene; I'm just not that cool.

Don't message me if you:

Think you're cool.

Think you're funny.

Think I need taking down a peg or two.

Think I need fucking.

Think I need to show you my boobs.

Own a people carrier and live by yourself.

Think the fact that you believe in God should be my problem.

Don't think twice about the consequences of your actions.

Regularly fail to get the point.

Replace letters with numbers or think that "u" can be used as a whole word.

Do message me if:

You like quirky, expressive people who aren't afraid to be who they want to be and face whatever consequences may arise.

There. I fucking hate writing these. Thank an ironic God that it's over.

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